Please do not stare at my chest;
I'm a weaning mother, and I need my rest
From the suckling Peanut friend;
It's time for your sippins to come to an end.
Thrush, engorgement, mastitis times three-
Please know what I have endured for thee!
Yet how can I deny my precious babe
Of that which is his ultimate fav?
I'll give you a kippins of milk from a cow;
Please do not think I don't love you now!
A wee bro or wee sis you want, we know;
You must stop nursing, so it can grow.
Twelve months of milk and snuggles for you;
Though mommy is sad, she'd like to be through.
Please do not stare at my chest,
When I have weaned and have wee breasts.
Before my babe they were so nice,
But nursing is worth the sacrifice!
7 comments:
You are such a talented poet. I am still laughing. This was an inspired bit of rhyme.
I can't stop laughing!!! What a perfect way to summarize such an eventful time of life! Hilarious!!!
I love it!
LOL!!!!! HYSTERICAL!!!!! :):):) Totally made my day! :)
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!...well put! :)
This is so true- what a clever poem! Happy Birthday, Asher!
That is awesome!
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